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Dog walkers of Alabama

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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