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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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