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Billy Goat Gruff

Norwegian fairy tale comes to life

Billy Goat Gruff thanks to Keith Blake

What's tougher than Three Billy Goats?

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I tend to scare myself. - Stephen King

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Cavities don't scare us! - Unknown

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you. - Elmer Davis

I know that if I scare myself once a day, I'm a better person. - Laird Hamilton

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

So few want to be rebels anymore. And out of those few, most, like myself, scare easily. - Ray Bradbury

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner


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