Billy Goat Gruff

I tend to scare myself. - Stephen King

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Cavities don't scare us! - Unknown

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you. - Elmer Davis

I know that if I scare myself once a day, I'm a better person. - Laird Hamilton

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I started to realize how many great things could happen by confronting the things that scare you most. - David Archuleta

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales