QuotaBillsHunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway