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Big Tame Hunter

Starting hunting lessons at an early age

Big Tame Hunter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Jethro bagged his first trophy deer when he was a child

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Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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