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Big Tame Hunter

Starting hunting lessons at an early age

Big Tame Hunter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Jethro bagged his first trophy deer when he was a child

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver


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