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Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?

Big Bird Feeder thanks to Keith Blake

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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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