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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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