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Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown