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Bent Car Sculpture

Parking ticket issued to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm

Bent Car Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Bent Car Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

German city of Karlsruhe issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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