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Bent Car Sculpture

Parking ticket issued to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm

Bent Car Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Bent Car Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

German city of Karlsruhe issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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