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Follow the leader in Kabul, or else
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, “Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?” The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”
Moral of the story: Behind every man, there’s a smart woman!
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, “Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?” The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”
Moral of the story: Behind every man, there’s a smart woman!
Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan
When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel
The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden
The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. - George Orwell
The word 'Islam' means 'peace.' The word 'Muslim' means 'one who surrenders to God.' But the press makes us seem like haters. - Muhammad Ali
The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith. - John F. Dulles
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry
Peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your spirit. That is the real meaning of peace. - Unknown
One of the best faces America has ever projected is the face of a Peace Corps volunteer. That face symbolizes this country: young, curious, brimming with idealism and hope - and a real, honest compassion. - Teresa Heinz
I desired to become a Christian, and prayed earnestly for the forgiveness of my sins. I felt a peace of mind resulting, and loved every one, feeling desirous that all should have their sins forgiven, and love Jesus as I did. - Ellen G White
Most of us need time to work through pain and loss. We can find all manner of reasons for postponing forgiveness. One of these reasons is waiting for the wrongdoers to repent before we forgive them. Yet such a delay causes us to forfeit the peace and happiness that could be ours. - James E Faust
Through the practices of yoga, we discover that concern for the happiness and well being of others, including animals, must be an essential part of our own quest for happiness and well being. The fork can be a powerful weapon of mass destruction or a tool to create peace on Earth. - Sharon Gannon
The Muslim world just doesn't believe that skin color is all that important. Obama may be half-black, but he's still all-Western, according to them. It doesn't matter whether you're black, white or green - if you're not a devotee of Muhammad, you don't matter. - Ben Shapiro
The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. We've spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why aren't they paying for it? They don't like Qaddafi, Qaddafi's been a terrible thorn in their side. - Donald Trump
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan
When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel
The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden
The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. - George Orwell
The word 'Islam' means 'peace.' The word 'Muslim' means 'one who surrenders to God.' But the press makes us seem like haters. - Muhammad Ali
The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith. - John F. Dulles
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry
Peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your spirit. That is the real meaning of peace. - Unknown
One of the best faces America has ever projected is the face of a Peace Corps volunteer. That face symbolizes this country: young, curious, brimming with idealism and hope - and a real, honest compassion. - Teresa Heinz
I desired to become a Christian, and prayed earnestly for the forgiveness of my sins. I felt a peace of mind resulting, and loved every one, feeling desirous that all should have their sins forgiven, and love Jesus as I did. - Ellen G White
Most of us need time to work through pain and loss. We can find all manner of reasons for postponing forgiveness. One of these reasons is waiting for the wrongdoers to repent before we forgive them. Yet such a delay causes us to forfeit the peace and happiness that could be ours. - James E Faust
Through the practices of yoga, we discover that concern for the happiness and well being of others, including animals, must be an essential part of our own quest for happiness and well being. The fork can be a powerful weapon of mass destruction or a tool to create peace on Earth. - Sharon Gannon
The Muslim world just doesn't believe that skin color is all that important. Obama may be half-black, but he's still all-Western, according to them. It doesn't matter whether you're black, white or green - if you're not a devotee of Muhammad, you don't matter. - Ben Shapiro
The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. We've spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why aren't they paying for it? They don't like Qaddafi, Qaddafi's been a terrible thorn in their side. - Donald Trump
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