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Follow the leader in Kabul, or else
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, “Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?” The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”
Moral of the story: Behind every man, there’s a smart woman!
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, “Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?” The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”
Moral of the story: Behind every man, there’s a smart woman!
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Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown
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Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel
'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf
When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace. - Roberto Bolaño
The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. - George Orwell
Inner peace can be reached only when we practice forgiveness. Forgiveness is letting go of the past, and is therefore the means for correcting our misperceptions. - Gerald Jampolsky
The man who can centre his thoughts and hopes upon something transcending self can find a certain peace in the ordinary troubles of life, which is impossible to the pure egoist. - Bertrand Russell
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To me the ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life and of the soul, intuitively divining any suffering or disorder of whatever kind, and restoring peace by his mere presence. - Henri Amiel
Peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your spirit. That is the real meaning of peace. - Unknown
Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday. To have no tomorrow. To forget time. To forgive life. To be at peace. - Oscar Wilde
Peace does not dwell in outward things, but within the soul; we may preserve it in the midst of the bitterest pain, if our will remains firm and submissive. Peace in this life springs from acquiescence to, not in an exemption from, suffering. - Francois de Fenelon
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