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Beethoven Invitation

Who wants to hear a symphony?

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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To hear, one must be silent. - Ursula K Le Guin

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

It's hard to hear anything new when you are the only one talking. - Rick Godwin

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

If sometimes you can't hear me, (it's because I'm speaking in parentheses). - Steven Wright

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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