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Beethoven Invitation

Who wants to hear a symphony?

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

I hear voices... and they don't like you. - Unknown

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Let us be silent, that we may hear the whispers of the gods. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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