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Beethoven Invitation

Who wants to hear a symphony?

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

The world's continual breathing is what we hear and call silence. - Clarice Lispector

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham


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