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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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