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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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