Bed Friends

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou