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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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