Bed Friends

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell