QuotaBillsA hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb
Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston
Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown
True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde
A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown
I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown
Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs
An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns
A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner
I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard
It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown
That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst
The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill
Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana
Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison
Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain
Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain
If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe
One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis