Bed Friends

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes