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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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