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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell


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