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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Never have a companion who casts you in the shade. - Baltasar Gracian

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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