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Bed Abs

Over time, these should be the best abdominal exercises

Bed Abs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The best ab workouts start early at home

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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