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Over time, these should be the best abdominal exercises

Bed Abs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The best ab workouts start early at home

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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