Bed Abs

Union gives strength. - Aesop

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar