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Baconurkey

Bacon and Turkey - a Redneck's special Thanksgiving meal

Baconurkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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