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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown? - Mary Renault

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval