QuotaBillsBacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer