QuotaBillsBacon is meat candy. - Unknown
I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton