Bacon Reasons

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso