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Bacon Munchies

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Bacon Munchies thanks to Keith Blake

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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