Bacon Munchies

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright