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Bacon Munchies

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Bacon Munchies thanks to Keith Blake

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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