Backup Grill

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell