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Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift