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I had a deprived childhood - Mom never sent me back to school with a 12 pack of Miller-light

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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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