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Back To School Supplies thanks to Erin McCartney

I had a deprived childhood - Mom never sent me back to school with a 12 pack of Miller-light

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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. - Albert Einstein

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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