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Back To School Supplies thanks to Erin McCartney

I had a deprived childhood - Mom never sent me back to school with a 12 pack of Miller-light

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it. - Peter F Drucker

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our fathers teach us what we should become, our mothers teach us what we are. - Amish Saying

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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