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False eyelash with backward compatibility

Back-lash thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You may think Eye Care, but I don't...

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In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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