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Back-lash

False eyelash with backward compatibility

Back-lash thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You may think Eye Care, but I don't...

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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