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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

To learn something but not to do is really not to learn. To know something but not to do is really not to know. - Stephen Covey

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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