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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown


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