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Awkward Family Reunion

Darth Vader visits the power of the Dark Side

Awkward Family Reunion thanks to Keith Blake

Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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