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Awkward Family Reunion

Darth Vader visits the power of the Dark Side

Awkward Family Reunion thanks to Keith Blake

Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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