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Awkward Family Reunion

Darth Vader visits the power of the Dark Side

Awkward Family Reunion thanks to Keith Blake

Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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