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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp


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