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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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