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Why Bibles are the No. 1 best seller in the world

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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