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Why Bibles are the No. 1 best seller in the world

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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