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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham


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