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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw