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Why Bibles are the No. 1 best seller in the world

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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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