QuotaBillsSafety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
You've got to date a lot of Volkswagens before you get to your Porsche. - Debby Atkinson
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele