Aussie Mailbox
Wild Australian frilled lizards fights for letter carrier territory
QuotaBillsI get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams
Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson
Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz