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Aussie Camp Warning

Security system protection in Australia

Aussie Camp Warning thanks to Roy Turkington

Personalized alarm systems to protect camp theft

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History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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