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Attack Rabbit

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Attack Rabbit thanks to Keith Blake

The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on

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Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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