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Attack Rabbit

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Attack Rabbit thanks to Keith Blake

The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on

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Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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