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Attack Rabbit

Biodegradable, wireless pet security systems

Attack Rabbit thanks to Keith Blake

The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on

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Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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