Animal Puns

Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault