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Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

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I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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