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Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

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Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer


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