QuotaBillsI like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos
My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle
Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker
Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante
Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost
A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James
Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin
The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie
One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema
You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein
Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz
We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner
In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx
I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan
She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White