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QuotaBillsIf you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey
It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland
Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook
Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller
A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden