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When an 'S' makes all the difference

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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

For me to be a saint means for me to be myself. - Thomas Merton

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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