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A Farmer's Life

Work: Early - All Day - Every Day - 365 Days

A Farmer's Life thanks to Vernon Moll

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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