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A Farmer's Life

Work: Early - All Day - Every Day - 365 Days

A Farmer's Life thanks to Vernon Moll

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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