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A Farmer's Life

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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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