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A Farmer's Life

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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