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A Balanced Diet

It's easier to Wait for Weight Loss

A Balanced Diet thanks to Karen Moore

How a procrastinator plans for tomorrow's diet plan

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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