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England moves from Bailey Bridge to Lorry Bridge

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Build a bridge and they will come

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England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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