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In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert