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England moves from Bailey Bridge to Lorry Bridge

Zipbridge thanks to Mel Hardman

Build a bridge and they will come

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England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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