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England moves from Bailey Bridge to Lorry Bridge

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Build a bridge and they will come

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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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