Zipbridge
England moves from Bailey Bridge to Lorry Bridge
Build a bridge and they will come
QuotaBillsWhat Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher
England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence
Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman
In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold
The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French
There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher
If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump
The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev
Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle
The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale
To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde
Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin