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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher