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Zidane Is Fast

Strategy change from headbutting to making head-lines

Zidane Is Fast thanks to Mel Hardman

Zinedine Zidane (nicknamed 'Zizou') is a French retired footballer who played as an attacking midfielder for the French national team, Juventus and Real Madrid

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Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton


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