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Learning to play bagpipes - a breath of fresh air

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Keep calm and bagpipe on. - Unknown

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

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Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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