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Young At Heart

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Young At Heart thanks to Barry McCartney

Time is a concept that humans created

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I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

We feast on time as time feasts on us. - Maria Popova

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. - Unknown

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

I will be 83 years old on December 12 and I've decided to retire while I'm still young. - Bob Barker

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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