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Young At Heart

Time to start feeling young again - enjoy life!

Young At Heart thanks to Barry McCartney

Time is a concept that humans created

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Time and silence are the most luxurious things today. - Tom Ford

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

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Eggsellent Bike

Prairie Bear

Clinton Greeting

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Saying Pun

Redneck Blinds

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Fang Treats

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