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Young At Heart

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Young At Heart thanks to Barry McCartney

Time is a concept that humans created

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Bend the branch while it is young. - Amish Saying

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Old robots are becoming more human, and young humans are becoming more like robots. - Lorin Morgan-Richards

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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