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Young At Heart

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Young At Heart thanks to Barry McCartney

Time is a concept that humans created

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Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. - Unknown

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The man who keeps busy helping the man below him won't have time to envy the man above him. - Henrietta Mears

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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