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Time is a concept that humans created

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Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

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In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

If you're there before it's over, you're on time. - James J Walker

When I was young I pitied the old. Now old, it is the young I pity. - Jean Rostand

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

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We should always allow some time to elapse, for time discloses the truth. - Seneca

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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