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Time is a concept that humans created

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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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