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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

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Discipline yourself and others won't need to. - John Wooden

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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