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You Are Grounded

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Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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