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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

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Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Discipline yourself and others won't need to. - John Wooden

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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