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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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