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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

Discipline yourself and others won't need to. - John Wooden

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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