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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

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Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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