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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Discipline yourself and others won't need to. - John Wooden

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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