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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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