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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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