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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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