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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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