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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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Moving Level Pro

Redneck Muffler Repair

Eggsellent Bike

Prairie Bear

Clinton Greeting

Halloween Flashers

Saying Pun

Redneck Blinds

Kid Disposal

Motorvation

Electric Football

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog

Halloween Lamp

Making Music Together

Back Asswards

Tent Peg Setup

Fang Treats

Model T Snowmobile

Skinny Puddy Tat