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Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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