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Yoga in Palm Springs

Hiking in the Indian Canyons, home of the Cahuilla Indians

Yoga in Palm Springs thanks to joe-kster

Centuries ago, ancestors of the Agua Caliente Cahuilla Indians settled in the Palm Springs, California area and developed extensive and complex communities in Palm, Murray, Andreas, Tahquitz and Chino Canyons.

Fifteen miles long, Palm Canyon is one of the great beauty spots in Western North America. Its indigenous flora and fauna, which the Cahuilla peoples so expertly used, and its abundant Washingtonia filifera (California Fan palm trees), are breathtaking contrasts to the stark, rocky gorges and barren desert lands beyond. A moderately graded, paved foot path winds down into the canyon for picnicking near the stream, meditating, exploring, hiking or horseback riding.

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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