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Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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