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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown


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