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Wrap Around Tree

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Wrap Around Tree thanks to Keith Blake

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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