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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


Bland Entrance

Preikestolen Pulpit Rock

Redneck Firemen

Side Rail

Icy Grip Of Winter

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Brace For The Resolutioners

Shining Armor Knight

Icicle Drinks

Incontinent Pool

Handstand Snowman

Woke Up Early

Sincere Compliment

Snow Storage

Redneck Winter Spa

HoverCraft

Associate Demonstration

Stoned Longhorns

Wet Nose Fixer

Phones At Six

Is The Warming Still Global?

This Little Stool

Caught by a Speed Camera

Live Catfish Display