Worst Halloween Decoration

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside