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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


I Eat Soldiers For Breakfast

Toepener

No-Lake Picture

Logging Chairlift

Milkshake Desweetener

Dog Marathon

Global Warming Protest

Canadian Fast Food

Wienermobile Crash

Caribou Walking

Human Pixels

Ruling On Criticism

The New Canada

Pail Face

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Redneck DoorBells

Psychic Fair

Panda Push

Lunch Apple

Protective Wings

Socket To Me

Work Not

I Shoot People!

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