Worst Halloween Decoration

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien