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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


Nighttime Graffiti

Baby Formula

Kid Suction

Redneck Moving Truck

Critter Control

Lost Dog

Nail Chair

Looking For Something?

Yellow Pet

Race Break

Fuse Bypass

Good Boy

British Tea Party

Roadside Assistance

Chair Boy

Cheers Beer

African Airstrip

Horsepower vs Torque

Filling Up Is OverRated

Flywood

Ukraine Aid

Handicap Motorcyclist

Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage

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