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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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