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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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Wiener Dog Safety

Donkey Refill

Big John

Do Must Marriage

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Head Twins

Pickup Park

Diet Hard

Go Nowhere Bike

Master Reference Binder

Do You See A Bird or a Girl?

Car Moochanic

Wife's Small Mistake

Redneck TP

Backwards Clock

Redneck House Move

New World Record Holder

World's Hardest Golf Shot

Safe Bike

Donut Hole History

Church Flight