Worst Halloween Decoration

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters