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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


Aussie Definition of 'Lucky'

White Out

Ultimate PC Home Entertainment Center

Long Rowboat

Gift Shop for Stray Kids

GPS Marriage Proposal

Hand-Some Baby

Joined Workout

Looking The Part

Redneck Candle

Redneck Plumbing

Flat Spare Tire

Ink Birds

Man Of The House

Ukrainian Model T

Sunshine State

Sons Of Arthritis

Husband Colors

Soccer Watch

Finger Lickin' Good!

Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer