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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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