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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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