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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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