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Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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