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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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