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Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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