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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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