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World's First Laser Pointer

Old-style professor refuses to change with the times

World's First Laser Pointer thanks to Freda Gescott

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter to point a star pattern

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter allowing one to point a star pattern or detach for a straight beam

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In teaching others we teach ourselves. - Proverb

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches. - Karl Menninger

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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