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World's First Laser Pointer

Old-style professor refuses to change with the times

World's First Laser Pointer thanks to Freda Gescott

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter to point a star pattern

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter allowing one to point a star pattern or detach for a straight beam

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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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