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World's First Laser Pointer

Old-style professor refuses to change with the times

World's First Laser Pointer thanks to Freda Gescott

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter to point a star pattern

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter allowing one to point a star pattern or detach for a straight beam

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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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