World's First Laser Pointer

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller