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World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”
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The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. - Bob Merrill

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

To truly succeed, it is necessary to accept the world as it is and rise above it. - Unknown

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable. - Oscar Wilde

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to. - Alan Keightley

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Half the world is composed of those who have something to say but can't; the other half is of those who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. - Robert Frost

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism. - Oscar Wilde

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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