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World Peas

Feeding the world with compassion and understanding

World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”

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Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

We cannot but believe that He who made the world still governs it. - Abraham Lincoln

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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