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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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