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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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