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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

Business with 'peer pressure' cost structure

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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