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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

Business with 'peer pressure' cost structure

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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