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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

Business with 'peer pressure' cost structure

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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