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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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