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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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