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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

Business with 'peer pressure' cost structure

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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