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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck


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