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Wolfermelon

Watermelon treats for wild pets

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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

If you call one wolf, you invite the pack. - Bulgarian Proverb

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

The capital that we believed would flourish for ten thousand years has now become a lair for the wolves. - Onin Ki

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson


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