Wishy-Washy Church

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan