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Wishy-Washy Church

Watered down service for lukewarm believers

Wishy-Washy Church thanks to Larry Pankratz

Religious but not spiritual?

Religious but not spiritual?
Galatians 5:22 - Fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control
Revelation 3:16 "Because you are lukewarm - neither hot nor cold - I am about to spit you out of my mouth"

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

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