Wishy-Washy Church

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Christian Atheists: those who say they are Christians but choose to live like God doesn't exist. - Craig Groeschell

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell