QuotaBillsParking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin
Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies