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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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