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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

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