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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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