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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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