Winter Driving in Canada

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold