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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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