Winter Driving in Canada

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis