Winter Driving in Canada

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca