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Winter Deflation

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be full of hot air

Winter Deflation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Blowing up a balloon to see it blowing down

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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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