Winter Deflation
Sometimes it doesn't pay to be full of hot air
Blowing up a balloon to see it blowing down
Party balloon supplies for cold weather locations
QuotaBillsEvery mile is two in winter. - George Herbert
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright